Ruke of life

Thứ bảy - 03/01/2009 10:23
Sometimes we need to remember WHAT the Rules of Life really
are.
Ruke of life

 1. Never give yourself a haircut after three alcoholic
 beverages of any kind.

 2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it
 doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40. If it moves and
 it shouldn't, use the duct tape.

 3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital
 relationship are "I apologize" and "You are right."

 4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

 5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's
 easier to eat crow while it's still warm.

 6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave
 you was: "Go! You might meet somebody!"

 7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her -
 believe them.

 8. Learn to pick your battles. Ask yourself, "Will this
 matter one year from now? How about one month? One week?
 One day?"

 9. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

 10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have
 another chance!

 11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable
 because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that
 the other person was right about you.

 12. Work is good, but it's not that important.

 13. And finally, be really nice to your friends and family.
 You never know when you are going to need them to empty your
 bedpan.

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